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412
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415
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417
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422
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425
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427
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429
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430
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431
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434
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435
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436
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437
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438
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439
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440
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441
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442
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443
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444
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445
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446
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447
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448
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449
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450
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451
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452
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453
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454
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455
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456
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457
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458
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459
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460
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461
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462
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463
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464
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465
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466
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467
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468
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469
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470
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471
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472
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473
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474
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475
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476
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477
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478
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479
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480
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481
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482
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483
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484
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485
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486
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487
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488
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489
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490
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492
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493
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494
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495
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496
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497
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498
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499
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500
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501
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502
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503
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504
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505
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hilarious.

506
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507
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508
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510
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511
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512
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513
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514
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515
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516
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517
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518
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519
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520
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521
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522
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523
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524
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525
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526
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527
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528
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529
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530
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531
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532
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533
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534
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535
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536
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537
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538
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539
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540
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541
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542
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543
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forever.

544
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545
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546
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547
00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:17.400
<00:27:14.200>come <00:27:14.316>to <00:27:14.433>life <00:27:14.550>soon. <00:27:14.666>They're <00:27:14.783>gonna <00:27:14.900>present <00:27:15.016>it <00:27:15.133>or <00:27:15.250>whatever. <00:27:15.366>Like <00:27:15.483>is <00:27:15.600>it

548
00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:20.100
<00:27:17.400>like <00:27:17.555>I <00:27:17.711>don't <00:27:17.866>care <00:27:18.022>about <00:27:18.177>robot <00:27:18.333>rights <00:27:18.488>if <00:27:18.644>they <00:27:18.800>have

549
00:27:20.100 --> 00:27:23.400
<00:27:20.100>feelings <00:27:20.255>or <00:27:20.411>not. <00:27:20.566>If <00:27:20.722>I <00:27:20.877>see <00:27:21.033>this <00:27:21.188>f***** <00:27:21.344>running <00:27:21.500>Vim

550
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:24.900
<00:27:23.400>on <00:27:23.550>the <00:27:23.700>street, <00:27:23.850>I'm <00:27:24.000>gonna <00:27:24.150>punch <00:27:24.300>it <00:27:24.450>in <00:27:24.600>the <00:27:24.750>face.

551
00:27:25.900 --> 00:27:28.100
<00:27:25.900>That's <00:27:26.133>it. <00:27:26.366>The <00:27:26.600>terminal <00:27:26.833>won't <00:27:27.066>be <00:27:27.300>here

552
00:27:28.100 --> 00:27:31.600
<00:27:28.100>forever. <00:27:28.227>Why <00:27:28.354>because <00:27:28.481>these <00:27:28.609>are <00:27:28.736>all <00:27:28.863>the <00:27:28.990>other <00:27:29.118>Industries <00:27:29.245>Right <00:27:29.372>This <00:27:29.500>Is

553
00:27:31.600 --> 00:27:32.000
Us.

554
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:36.500
<00:27:33.200>So <00:27:33.375>everyone <00:27:33.550>has <00:27:33.725>like <00:27:33.900>they <00:27:34.075>can <00:27:34.250>create <00:27:34.425>3D <00:27:34.600>worlds

555
00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:39.200
<00:27:36.500>and <00:27:36.655>movie <00:27:36.811>scenes <00:27:36.966>and <00:27:37.122>explosions <00:27:37.277>and <00:27:37.433>everything, <00:27:37.588>but <00:27:37.744>for <00:27:37.900>our

556
00:27:39.200 --> 00:27:42.600
<00:27:39.200>special <00:27:39.375>five <00:27:39.550>rectangles <00:27:39.725>on <00:27:39.900>a <00:27:40.075>page. <00:27:40.250>No, <00:27:40.425>we <00:27:40.600>have

557
00:27:42.600 --> 00:27:45.100
<00:27:42.600>to <00:27:42.833>use <00:27:43.066>code <00:27:43.300>it <00:27:43.533>we <00:27:43.766>could <00:27:44.000>create

558
00:27:45.100 --> 00:27:48.400
<00:27:45.100>UI <00:27:45.240>but <00:27:45.379>now <00:27:45.520>our <00:27:45.659>apps <00:27:45.800>are <00:27:45.939>too <00:27:46.080>special <00:27:46.219>like <00:27:46.360>we're <00:27:46.500>f******

559
00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:51.400
<00:27:48.400>up <00:27:48.575>somewhere <00:27:48.750>for <00:27:48.925>sure. <00:27:49.100>So <00:27:49.275>I <00:27:49.450>I <00:27:49.625>started <00:27:49.800>following

560
00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:54.500
<00:27:51.400>game <00:27:51.516>developers <00:27:51.633>on <00:27:51.750>Twitter <00:27:51.866>just <00:27:51.983>to <00:27:52.100>torture <00:27:52.216>myself <00:27:52.333>a <00:27:52.450>little <00:27:52.566>bit <00:27:52.683>and <00:27:52.800>this

561
00:27:54.500 --> 00:27:57.400
<00:27:54.500>is <00:27:54.675>what <00:27:54.850>they're <00:27:55.025>doing. <00:27:55.200>They <00:27:55.375>can <00:27:55.550>draw <00:27:55.725>an <00:27:55.900>island

562
00:27:57.400 --> 00:28:00.300
<00:27:57.400>thinking <00:27:57.507>the <00:27:57.615>river <00:27:57.723>is <00:27:57.830>Flowing <00:27:57.938>around <00:27:58.046>it <00:27:58.153>and <00:27:58.261>then <00:27:58.369>you <00:27:58.476>go <00:27:58.584>back <00:27:58.692>and <00:27:58.800>this

563
00:28:00.300 --> 00:28:01.700
<00:28:00.300>is <00:28:00.615>what <00:28:00.930>you're <00:28:01.245>doing <00:28:01.560>like

564
00:28:03.500 --> 00:28:06.300
<00:28:03.500>Someone <00:28:03.640>is <00:28:03.780>this <00:28:03.920>f****** <00:28:04.060>up <00:28:04.200>and <00:28:04.340>like <00:28:04.480>how <00:28:04.620>do <00:28:04.760>we <00:28:04.900>move

565
00:28:06.300 --> 00:28:09.700
<00:28:06.300>on <00:28:06.440>web <00:28:06.580>dev <00:28:06.720>of <00:28:06.860>like <00:28:07.000>mayor <00:28:07.139>of <00:28:07.280>web <00:28:07.419>dev <00:28:07.560>city. <00:28:07.700>So

566
00:28:09.700 --> 00:28:12.500
<00:28:09.700>we <00:28:09.840>need <00:28:09.980>two <00:28:10.120>things. <00:28:10.260>We <00:28:10.400>need <00:28:10.540>to <00:28:10.680>embrace <00:28:10.820>the <00:28:10.960>Innovation <00:28:11.100>like

567
00:28:12.500 --> 00:28:15.500
<00:28:12.500>Embrace. <00:28:12.640>Like <00:28:12.780>I'm <00:28:12.920>not <00:28:13.060>saying <00:28:13.200>to <00:28:13.340>embrace <00:28:13.480>everything <00:28:13.620>but <00:28:13.760>just <00:28:13.900>try

568
00:28:15.500 --> 00:28:18.500
<00:28:15.500>to <00:28:15.640>move <00:28:15.780>on <00:28:15.920>and <00:28:16.060>to <00:28:16.200>let <00:28:16.340>go <00:28:16.480>of <00:28:16.620>our <00:28:16.760>developer <00:28:16.900>ego

569
00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:21.600
<00:28:18.500>which <00:28:18.627>is <00:28:18.754>like <00:28:18.881>super <00:28:19.009>hard. <00:28:19.136>It's <00:28:19.263>still <00:28:19.390>hard <00:28:19.518>for <00:28:19.645>me. <00:28:19.772>Like <00:28:19.900>when

570
00:28:21.600 --> 00:28:24.500
<00:28:21.600>you <00:28:21.707>see <00:28:21.815>something <00:28:21.923>like <00:28:22.030>this. <00:28:22.138>This <00:28:22.246>is <00:28:22.353>the <00:28:22.461>same <00:28:22.569>reaction <00:28:22.676>to <00:28:22.784>style <00:28:22.892>components. <00:28:23.000>People

571
00:28:24.500 --> 00:28:27.300
<00:28:24.500>are <00:28:24.655>like, <00:28:24.811>yeah, <00:28:24.966>but <00:28:25.122>cars <00:28:25.277>look <00:28:25.433>different <00:28:25.588>for <00:28:25.744>hundreds <00:28:25.900>of

572
00:28:27.300 --> 00:28:30.400
<00:28:27.300>years, <00:28:27.416>or <00:28:27.533>you <00:28:27.649>can <00:28:27.766>be <00:28:27.883>like <00:28:28.000>all <00:28:28.116>that's <00:28:28.233>interesting <00:28:28.350>cars <00:28:28.466>are <00:28:28.583>changing. <00:28:28.700>So

573
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:33.100
<00:28:30.400>same <00:28:30.540>with <00:28:30.680>CSS <00:28:30.820>GS <00:28:30.960>graphql <00:28:31.100>and <00:28:31.240>every <00:28:31.380>stuff <00:28:31.520>you <00:28:31.660>can <00:28:31.800>be

574
00:28:33.100 --> 00:28:36.100
<00:28:33.100>like <00:28:33.193>no <00:28:33.286>but <00:28:33.379>we <00:28:33.473>didn't <00:28:33.566>do <00:28:33.659>it <00:28:33.753>this <00:28:33.846>way, <00:28:33.939>or <00:28:34.033>you <00:28:34.126>can <00:28:34.219>be <00:28:34.313>like <00:28:34.406>all <00:28:34.500>let

575
00:28:36.100 --> 00:28:39.900
<00:28:36.100>me <00:28:36.193>try <00:28:36.286>and <00:28:36.379>see <00:28:36.473>if <00:28:36.566>it's <00:28:36.659>actually <00:28:36.753>gonna <00:28:36.846>deliver <00:28:36.939>more <00:28:37.033>value <00:28:37.126>to <00:28:37.219>the <00:28:37.313>user <00:28:37.406>because <00:28:37.500>I

576
00:28:39.900 --> 00:28:42.500
<00:28:39.900>can <00:28:40.055>imagine <00:28:40.211>a <00:28:40.366>lot <00:28:40.522>of <00:28:40.677>candle <00:28:40.833>makers <00:28:40.988>were <00:28:41.144>pretty <00:28:41.300>pissed

577
00:28:42.500 --> 00:28:45.600
<00:28:42.500>when <00:28:42.700>like <00:28:42.900>electricity <00:28:43.100>was <00:28:43.300>released. <00:28:43.500>Not <00:28:43.700>really <00:28:43.900>because

578
00:28:45.600 --> 00:28:49.100
<00:28:45.600>they <00:28:45.755>didn't <00:28:45.911>put <00:28:46.066>it <00:28:46.222>on <00:28:46.377>GitHub <00:28:46.533>when <00:28:46.688>they <00:28:46.844>invented <00:28:47.000>electricity

579
00:28:48.100 --> 00:28:51.300
<00:28:48.100>a <00:28:48.300>lot <00:28:48.500>of <00:28:48.699>candle <00:28:48.899>makers <00:28:49.100>like <00:28:49.300>yeah, <00:28:49.500>but

580
00:28:51.300 --> 00:28:53.900
<00:28:51.300>what <00:28:51.440>do <00:28:51.580>I <00:28:51.720>do <00:28:51.860>with <00:28:52.000>my <00:28:52.139>knowledge <00:28:52.280>about <00:28:52.419>making <00:28:52.560>candles <00:28:52.700>now?

581
00:28:54.800 --> 00:28:57.000
<00:28:54.800>Some <00:28:54.916>people <00:28:55.033>were <00:28:55.149>like <00:28:55.266>I <00:28:55.383>can <00:28:55.500>flick <00:28:55.616>a <00:28:55.733>switch <00:28:55.850>right <00:28:55.966>now. <00:28:56.083>I <00:28:56.200>don't

582
00:28:57.100 --> 00:29:00.500
<00:28:57.100>care <00:28:57.216>about <00:28:57.333>candles. <00:28:57.449>So <00:28:57.566>this <00:28:57.683>is <00:28:57.800>what's <00:28:57.916>happening <00:28:58.033>now. <00:28:58.149>And <00:28:58.266>even <00:28:58.383>though <00:28:58.500>the

583
00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:03.300
<00:29:00.500>CEO <00:29:00.640>of <00:29:00.780>GitHub <00:29:00.920>was <00:29:01.060>here <00:29:01.200>this <00:29:01.340>morning <00:29:01.480>and <00:29:01.620>actually <00:29:01.760>told <00:29:01.900>you

584
00:29:03.300 --> 00:29:06.200
<00:29:03.300>that <00:29:03.416>AI <00:29:03.533>is <00:29:03.649>not <00:29:03.766>going <00:29:03.883>to <00:29:04.000>replace <00:29:04.116>us <00:29:04.233>when <00:29:04.350>I <00:29:04.466>saw <00:29:04.583>this <00:29:04.700>for

585
00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:09.300
<00:29:06.200>the <00:29:06.340>first <00:29:06.480>time <00:29:06.620>I <00:29:06.760>was <00:29:06.900>like <00:29:07.040>f***. <00:29:07.180>Yeah <00:29:07.320>because <00:29:07.460>I've <00:29:07.600>been

586
00:29:09.300 --> 00:29:12.100
<00:29:09.300>drowning <00:29:09.427>on <00:29:09.554>in <00:29:09.681>the <00:29:09.809>past <00:29:09.936>five <00:29:10.063>years <00:29:10.190>about <00:29:10.318>how <00:29:10.445>slowly <00:29:10.572>we're <00:29:10.700>gonna

587
00:29:12.100 --> 00:29:15.800
<00:29:12.100>get <00:29:12.207>replaced <00:29:12.315>by <00:29:12.423>Ai <00:29:12.530>and <00:29:12.638>everyone. <00:29:12.746>It's <00:29:12.853>like <00:29:12.961>no <00:29:13.069>I'm <00:29:13.176>smarter <00:29:13.284>than <00:29:13.392>AI. <00:29:13.500>This

588
00:29:15.800 --> 00:29:18.700
<00:29:15.800>is <00:29:15.916>not <00:29:16.033>going <00:29:16.149>to <00:29:16.266>replace <00:29:16.383>us <00:29:16.500>when <00:29:16.616>I <00:29:16.733>saw <00:29:16.850>this <00:29:16.966>I <00:29:17.083>started <00:29:17.200>practicing

589
00:29:18.700 --> 00:29:21.400
<00:29:18.700>an <00:29:18.875>evil <00:29:19.050>laugh. <00:29:19.225>So <00:29:19.400>every <00:29:19.575>morning <00:29:19.750>wake <00:29:19.925>up <00:29:20.100>grab

590
00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:24.100
<00:29:21.400>some <00:29:21.527>water <00:29:21.654>brush <00:29:21.781>my <00:29:21.909>teeth <00:29:22.036>and <00:29:22.163>then <00:29:22.290>I <00:29:22.418>practice <00:29:22.545>an <00:29:22.672>evil <00:29:22.800>laugh.

591
00:29:24.100 --> 00:29:27.100
<00:29:24.100>So <00:29:24.240>when <00:29:24.379>this <00:29:24.520>replaces <00:29:24.659>Us <00:29:24.800>in <00:29:24.939>10 <00:29:25.080>years <00:29:25.219>I <00:29:25.360>can <00:29:25.500>just

592
00:29:27.100 --> 00:29:30.100
<00:29:27.100>laugh <00:29:27.333>it's <00:29:27.566>gonna <00:29:27.800>happen <00:29:28.033>whether <00:29:28.266>it's <00:29:28.500>5

593
00:29:30.100 --> 00:29:33.000
<00:29:30.100>10 <00:29:30.216>or <00:29:30.333>15. <00:29:30.449>This <00:29:30.566>is <00:29:30.683>gonna <00:29:30.800>replace <00:29:30.916>us <00:29:31.033>and <00:29:31.149>if <00:29:31.266>you <00:29:31.383>think <00:29:31.500>like

594
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:36.300
<00:29:33.400>no, <00:29:33.516>it's <00:29:33.633>humans. <00:29:33.750>We're <00:29:33.866>still <00:29:33.983>smarter. <00:29:34.100>We're <00:29:34.216>never <00:29:34.333>gonna <00:29:34.450>hear <00:29:34.566>your <00:29:34.683>evil <00:29:34.800>laugh.

595
00:29:36.300 --> 00:29:37.000
<00:29:36.300>Are <00:29:36.930>we

596
00:29:37.900 --> 00:29:40.200
<00:29:37.900>I'm <00:29:38.133>not <00:29:38.366>forgetting <00:29:38.600>that <00:29:38.833>last <00:29:39.066>year. <00:29:39.300>All

597
00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:43.300
<00:29:40.200>of <00:29:40.355>you <00:29:40.511>were <00:29:40.666>climbing <00:29:40.822>crates <00:29:40.977>on <00:29:41.133>tiktok. <00:29:41.288>So <00:29:41.444>are <00:29:41.600>we

598
00:29:43.300 --> 00:29:46.100
<00:29:43.300>smarter <00:29:43.455>than <00:29:43.611>AI? <00:29:43.766>I'm <00:29:43.922>not <00:29:44.077>really <00:29:44.233>sure <00:29:44.388>it's <00:29:44.544>going <00:29:44.700>to

599
00:29:46.100 --> 00:29:47.700
<00:29:46.100>replace <00:29:46.274>us. <00:29:46.449>This <00:29:46.625>was <00:29:46.800>from <00:29:46.975>a <00:29:47.149>few <00:29:47.324>days <00:29:47.500>ago.

600
00:29:49.500 --> 00:29:52.400
<00:29:49.500>AI <00:29:49.700>is <00:29:49.900>going <00:29:50.100>sentient <00:29:50.300>but <00:29:50.500>not <00:29:50.700>our <00:29:50.900>rectangles

601
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:55.400
<00:29:52.400>they <00:29:52.527>cannot <00:29:52.654>touch <00:29:52.781>them <00:29:52.909>right <00:29:53.036>they <00:29:53.163>have <00:29:53.290>feelings. <00:29:53.418>He <00:29:53.545>said <00:29:53.672>it <00:29:53.800>has

602
00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:58.900
<00:29:55.400>feelings <00:29:55.555>close <00:29:55.711>to <00:29:55.866>equivalent <00:29:56.022>to <00:29:56.177>a <00:29:56.333>human <00:29:56.488>child. <00:29:56.644>That's <00:29:56.800>scary.

603
00:29:59.500 --> 00:30:02.400
<00:29:59.500>Feelings <00:29:59.655>and <00:29:59.811>can <00:29:59.966>write <00:30:00.122>CSS <00:30:00.277>in <00:30:00.433>JavaScript, <00:30:00.588>where's <00:30:00.744>crude? <00:30:00.900>And

604
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:05.400
<00:30:02.400>if <00:30:02.516>you're <00:30:02.633>still <00:30:02.750>like <00:30:02.866>I'm <00:30:02.983>out <00:30:03.100>of <00:30:03.216>time <00:30:03.333>last <00:30:03.450>few <00:30:03.566>slides <00:30:03.683>if <00:30:03.800>you're

605
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:08.400
<00:30:05.400>still <00:30:05.527>not <00:30:05.654>concerned <00:30:05.781>that <00:30:05.909>AI <00:30:06.036>is <00:30:06.163>going <00:30:06.290>to <00:30:06.418>replace <00:30:06.545>us <00:30:06.672>question <00:30:06.800>for

606
00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:11.300
<00:30:08.400>the <00:30:08.500>people <00:30:08.600>in <00:30:08.700>the <00:30:08.800>middle. <00:30:08.900>And <00:30:09.000>for <00:30:09.100>the <00:30:09.200>people <00:30:09.300>in <00:30:09.400>the <00:30:09.500>back, <00:30:09.600>is <00:30:09.700>this <00:30:09.800>a

607
00:30:11.300 --> 00:30:12.200
<00:30:11.300>dog <00:30:11.462>or <00:30:11.624>is <00:30:11.786>it <00:30:11.948>a <00:30:12.110>bagel?

608
00:30:14.100 --> 00:30:15.000
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609
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610
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611
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612
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613
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614
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615
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616
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618
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619
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620
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621
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622
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624
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625
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626
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